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The "I'm a real son of a bitch" shirt is what started the whole ”FUCKING FUNNY” shirt company idea.
Jayson Wolbert LOVES to wear funny shirt’s, some are CRUDE, some are RUDE, some are TACKY, but most of them are just FUCKING FUNNY.
Jayson had this ”I’m a real SON OF A BITCH” shirt custom made just to have his picture taken in front of his granddaddy's old Chrysler.
Those of you that know Jayson know this was a subtle passive aggressive way to say FUCK YOU!!! to his mother. Most people would agree Karen is a “Real BITCH”
Ya see, Jayson bought this old Chrysler from his Dad several years before the family was blindsided by the fact that his Dad had a girlfriend. Old Steve sold the car to buy his GIRLFRIEND Kay a bunch of gifts and stuff. Jayson never knew his Dad had a girlfriend. But the bat shit crazy bitch Karen went nuts thinking Jayson knew. Karen thought Jayson was helping his Dad in some way. To make this LONG story short, Karen secluded Steve from his friends and family, she wouldn't let him see his grandchildren or talk to his own sister. And Jayson sure as hell wasn't allowed over there.
After Steve passed away, Karen wouldn't let Jayson get the car, or anything from the estate even the tools and inventory Jayson bought when he purchased Steve's old locksmith company
Karen tried to sell the old Chrysler to a one of Jayson's friends, but he told her he couldn't buy the car because he was there when Jayson paid Steve for the car. She told old boy if he didn't buy it she was going to have it crushed. so for years Jayson thought he would never see the car again.
A few years later Jayson found the car at the local junk shop.
That evit BITCH sold Jayson’s car!
So Jayson had a “FUCKING FUNNY” shirt made to wear when he went to buy back his Grandpa’s car from the junk man.
Jayson plans on wearing the shirt whenever he drives the old car.
No less than 100 people have offered to buy the shirt. The most common comment is “WOW... that’s a FUCKING FUNNY SHIRT”
Jayson can’t wear the shirt without someone asking for one. The last cruise Jayson was on he wore the shirt and a few people took their picture with him and the shirt. Several people offered to buy the shirt right off Jayson’s back. One guy came up to him twice offering $30, then $50 for the shirt.
After all that Jayson figured WHY NOT. It's a FUCKING FUNNY SHIRT! He said "Let’s make shirts your mother wouldn’t approve of you wearing."
Buy your I'm a REAL SON OF A BITCH shirt now!
Your MOM will be proud.
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